Me: Would you like to order a drink?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Ok, what would you like?
Customer: What have you got?
Oh fuck off.
Customer suck
July 26, 2010
Crunk!
July 14, 2010
[Things you need to know to understand this post: 1 – Hermione and her friends (and now me – creep much? c|;oP) use the expressions “worst life,” which means something super-shit, and “best life,” which means something super-cool. 2 – Hermione and I are preoccupied with inventing new awesome smilies, and we are actually really fucking good at it.]
A dude came into the restaurant today at lunch time, had 2 glasses of wine and passed out cold at the table. He was on Hermione’s section, but as I was on the manager on duty it was technically my responsibility to deal with him. But since I myself spend so much time passed out drunk in public, I didn’t really feel like I could do it, so I called down the general manager, who is a crazy motherfucker called Jason. Jason woke the drunk man up and tried to get him to leave, but the guy was so drunk that he couldn’t stand up. He sat there for probably 2 more hours – he was still there long after Hermione had gone on her break and left the restaurant. Eventually he stood up and tried to leave. I texted Hermione.
From me to Hermione 14 July 2010, 16.08 That drunk guy just got up, stumbled out of the restaurant and faceplanted onto the road. His head is now pissing blood. I think we could really party with this dude. From Hermione to me 14 July 2010, 16.11 Fantastic! He is a brilliant worst life. He’d add physical repulsiveness to our list of tragic group features. I think we need him. From me to Hermione 14 July 2010, 16.20 They’ve taken him away in an ambulance. BUZZKILL! From Hermione to me 14 July 2010, 16.25 NO WAY! Tried to make an ambulance smiley, but it’s too hard. Is Jason furious? From me to Hermione 14 July 2010, 17.39 Jason didn’t seem to angry, actually. Ambulance smiley is a big challenge – maybe it could be this: oOoOoOoOoO (a representation of the siren)? Actually that’s a bit abstract. I’ll work on it.Can you come up with an ambulance smiley? Convo me!
Lookatmystuff's Blog 