The other day a customer at the restaurant started acting like a cock because we’d run out of cider. The waiter apologised but the customer wasn’t backing down and was getting more and more worked up, so the manager on duty went over to say sorry. The customer went on and on and on about how much he wanted some cider until eventually the manager had to say “Sorry, but we’re really busy and I need to get back to work.”
So the customer said “You’re such a dick!”
So the manager on duty said, “There’s no need to swear at me.”
So the customer said, “Don’t be stupid, ‘dick’ isn’t a swear word!”
So the manager said, “Of course it fucking is, you cunt!”
Not really. But he said something only marginally less awesome: he said, “Ok, well if ‘dick’ isn’t a swear word, then you’re a dick too.”
